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16.06.2025 00:49
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Does anyone wear see-through clothes to show off underwear?
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Is there a band whose members have been present for every one of their concerts?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Why do so many people like life?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
No way